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Episode 17
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Wow, like it or not, this episode reveals a lot of secrets about Brock. That’s about all I can say, so take that as your final warning before watching. I still like Brock as a friend though.
Tags: America, Answers, Blog, Brock Wood, Captain, CGI, Christmas, Correspondent, Deep Space Nine, DS9, ED, Enterprise, Erectile Dysfunction, Fox News, HD, Headlines, Holiday, Interracial, Iraq, Kirk, Kiss, KKK, Ku Klux Klan, Michael Jackson, Middle East, News, Podcast, Politics, Questions, Racist, Reports, Sams Club, Sandflies, Sisko, Slushies, Special Effects, Star Trek, Television, United States, USA, Video, Videoblog, Vlog, War on Christmas, Zack Scott
Episode 16
Monday, August 28, 2006
Well, at over fifteen minutes long, this is our longest episode of Zack Scott Reports ever. However, the length is not without good cause. On today’s episode I got to speak with Brock’s coworker and friend, Senior Airman Tim Voliva. He’s a huge fan of the show, and he got up in the middle of the night (Iraq time) to be on it, so it was quite an honor to speak with him. He even got to play the “Drawer of Mystery.” Anyway, he provides another perspective on the war in Iraq, so be sure to watch all of the show.
Tags: America, Blog, Brock Wood, Correspondent, Dr. Dre, Drawer of Mystery, Elton John, Fox News, Headlines, Hip Hop, Hostages, Iraq, Mario, Middle East, News, Nintendo, Podcast, Politics, Rap, Reports, Tim Voliva, United States, USA, Video, Videoblog, Vlog, Zack Scott
Episode 15
Friday, August 25, 2006
I must say that this episode turned out to be pretty fun, and I would not be surprised if everyone rated it a 5. Brock may be a bit more of a loose cannon than I thought, and it sure shows this time around. Also, if you think making fun of pregnant women is hilarious, then this is the show for you!
Tags: 2003 UB313, America, Answers, Asteroid, Astronomers, Blog, Brock Wood, Ceres, Correspondent, Dwarf Planet, Headlines, Iraq, Jessica Lynch, John Mark Karr, JonBenet Ramsey, Mating, Middle East, Music, News, Planet, Pluto, Podcast, Politics, Pregnant, Questions, Reports, Ricki Lake, Sex, Solar System, Space, Theme Park, United States, USA, Video, Videoblog, Vlog, Wolf, Xena, Zack Scott
Episode 14
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Most of the time, when I give a news headline that Brock doesn’t laugh at, it gets cut. But what I am supposed to do when Brock laughs at none of them? I had no clue, so I just left them in. I thought they were clever, but, as Brock said, cleverness does not always equal entertaining.
Tags: America, Anointing of the Sick, Arabic, Armageddon, Blog, Britney Spears, Brock Wood, Correspondent, Documentary, Drugs, Film, Headlines, Health, Healthcare, Iran, Iraq, K Fed, Kevin Federline, Last Rites, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Michael Moore, Middle East, Movie, News, Parking Ticket, Pavarotti, Podcast, Politics, Poop, President, Priest, Reports, Sicko, Teen Choice Awards, United States, USA, Video, Videoblog, Vlog, Zack Scott
Episode 13
Monday, August 21, 2006
Okay everyone, Brock is back, safe, and he’s ready for the news. In this episode, Brock answers more questions, and we see what’s in the “Drawer of Mystery.” I also make mention that Snakes on a Plane is the best movie ever, so go see it if you haven’t already!
Tags: America, Answers, Blog, Breast Implants, Brock Wood, Correspondent, Drawer of Mystery, Headlines, Iraq, Ketchup Gas, Middle East, MREs, Mustard Gas, News, Plane, Podcast, Politics, Questions, Reports, Snakes, Snakes on a Plane, United States, USA, Video, Videoblog, Vlog, Zack Scott
Episode 12
Friday, August 18, 2006
Well, this episode is marked by the surprising lack of Brock, but I tried my best to deliver to news without him. I hope things didn’t turn out to be too depressing. Hopefully Brock will post a comment here to let us know how he is.
Tags: Airplane, America, Blog, Brock Wood, Bulletin Board, Correspondent, Court, Federal, Gay, George W. Bush, Headlines, Iraq, Judge, Justin Timberlake, Liquids, Middle East, News, NSA, Petey, Podcast, Politics, President, Reports, Taylor Hicks, Unconstitutional, United States, Urine, USA, Video, Videoblog, Vlog, Warrantless, Wiretapping, Zack Scott
Episode 11
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
In this episode I report the news and Brock answers questions! It’s as simple as that. I would like to welcome the new viewers to this site. I appreciate new fans very much.
Tags: 65, America, Answers, Apocalypse, Blog, Brock Wood, Charlie Sheen, Correspondent, Drugs, Education, Fake, Footage, Headlines, High School, Iraq, Lost, Middle East, Moon Landing, NASA, News, Ohio, Podcast, Politics, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Prostitutes, Questions, Reports, School, Sex, TV, Two and a Half Men, United States, USA, Video, Videoblog, Vlog, Zack Scott
Episode 10
Monday, August 14, 2006
It’s Episode 10 everyone! Brock and I have made it for ten straight episodes, and boy, this one is a long one. It is over twelve minutes long. Sorry about the length, but we were having too much fun filming. In fact, I managed to do the news, Brock answered the viewers’ questions, and we did “The Drawer of Mystery.” Overall, this turned out to be quite the excellent episode.
Tags: America, Answers, Auction, Banned, Ben Hana, Blog, Blow up Doll, Brock Wood, Cartoons, China, Chinese, Correspondent, Doritos, Drawer of Mystery, Food, Headlines, Iraq, James Kochalka, Middle East, Monkey Vs. Robot, News, Occupation, Pikachu, Podcast, Pokemon, Politics, Protest, Questions, Reports, Simpsons, Superstar, Ted Kaczynski, Tom Green, Unabomber, United States, USA, Video, Videoblog, Vlog, Whitehouse, Zack Scott
Episode 9
Friday, August 11, 2006
It’s the end of the third week everyone! Thanks for watching. In this episode I talk about the awful British terror plot that was thwarted, the changes in airport security, and the feelings that most people are probably going through after hearing this news. I am able to relate to these feelings thanks to analogies.
Tags: Airplanes, Airport, America, Analogy, Baggage, Blog, Britain, British, Brock Wood, Carry on, Correspondent, George W. Bush, Headlines, Heathrow, Iraq, Liquids, London, Lubricants, Luggage, Middle East, News, Personal, Plot, Podcast, Politics, President, Reports, Suspects, Terror, Terrorism, Terrorists, UK, United States, USA, Video, Videoblog, Vlog, Werewolf, Zack Scott
Episode 8
Wednesday, August 9, 2006
I don’t know if you’ll be able to tell, but this was a really fun episode to film because everything seemed pretty relaxed. That’s how news should be. Serious and relaxed. Also, Ned Lamont won the Connecticut Democratic Primary, and that was touched on a bit in this episode.
Tags: America, Ashtray, Blog, Brock Wood, China, Connecticut, Correspondent, Darrell Ferguson, Democrat, Democratic, Denial of Service, Devil, Executed, Headlines, Iraq, Joe Lieberman, KVM Switch, Middle East, Ned Lamont, News, News Haiku, Panda, Podcast, Politics, Primary, Reports, Satan, Satanist, Skull, United States, USA, Video, Videoblog, Vlog, Website, Zack Scott
Episode 7
Monday, August 7, 2006
The third week of Zack Scott Reports begins today, and I must say this episode turned out pretty good. “The Drawer of Mystery” made an appearance again, and although I don’t want to spoil anything, Brock did not correctly guess what was inside. Also, Brock is now accepting questions about his stay in Iraq, so if you have any questions, simply e-mail them to me and they might get asked on the next show.
Tags: Air Force, America, Blog, Bratwurst, Brock Wood, Cleavage, Correspondent, Dodgeball, Drawer of Mystery, Eating, Headlines, Iraq, Middle East, News, Podcast, Politics, Reports, School, Shaq, Shaquille ONeal, Takeru Kobayashi, Texas, United States, USA, Video, Videoblog, Vlog, Volcano, YMCA, Zack Scott
Episode 6
Friday, August 4, 2006
Well, this ends week two of Zack Scott Reports. I hope none of the headlines were too inappropriate. I’m hoping that this is the best episode yet, but there still might be some slow parts. Just tell me what you guys think, and I’ll be back with Episode 7 and “The Drawer of Mystery” on Monday. Brock may not be able to make it though if he has another NA meeting.
Tags: Air Force Base, America, Anti Semitic, Balad, Blog, Brock Wood, Correspondent, Dog, DUI, Elvis, Headlines, Hound Dog, Iran, Iraq, Israel, Juice, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Marilyn Monroe, Mask, Mel Gibson, Middle East, NA, News, Otto, Paris Hilton, Podcast, Politics, President, Pricess Diana, Reports, Teddy Bear, United States, USA, V for Vendetta, Video, Videoblog, Vlog, Zack Scott
Episode 5
Wednesday, August 2, 2006
When we recorded this episode, Brock and I thought it wouldn’t work. However, upon editing, I have changed my mind. In this episode, “That’s Going on the Bulletin Board” makes a return. Mel Gibson is forever immortalized.
Tags: A Knights Tale, America, Anti Semitic, Apology, Batman, Batman Begins, Blog, Brock Wood, Bulletin Board, Correspondent, Drunk, DUI, Headlines, Heath Ledger, Iraq, Israel, Jew, Jewish, Joker, Lebanon, Mel Gibson, Middle East, News, News Haiku, Podcast, Politics, Reports, Samuel Seide, The Brothers Grimm, The Dark Knight, The Patriot, United States, USA, Video, Videoblog, Vlog, Zack Scott



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